tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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lolzpicx:

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via i-am-queen-of-the-office)

ppussies:

thecinemakid:

have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore. 

and then you realize that you’re not in a movie and you’d have to clean it up yourself so you don’t

(Source: oxyhaemoglobin, via sobotkasarah)

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

(via hotboyproblems)

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(via i-am-queen-of-the-office)

tokomon:

“Did u see her nudes, it only got 3 notes, even after reblogging it twice”

(via cumfort)

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

(via cumfort)

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

(via cumfort)

trust:

money can buy me happiness its called mcdonalds

(Source: trust, via i-am-queen-of-the-office)